Now I have an overwhelming craving for apple fritter…

Best case: He has a secret family that he uses to make apple fritters for you.
Worst cast: He has a secret family to which he’s funneling apple fritters, which is why you get none.
Weird case: He has a secret family of anthropomorphic apple-fritter-human hybrids he’s hiding from you and your hunger.
This is proof that you’ll never know what you can find on the internet.
Thank you for not sharing a link to something I can’t unsee.
This is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
So help me, Brot.
If you’re poly you can openly have a second family and someone in the polycule is bound to be a baker or cook who always makes way more than they can reasonably eat and will supply multiple branches of the polycule with treats
Sometimes I feel if I hadn’t found my husband I’d have wound up being the baker for a polycule somewhere.




