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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·16 hours agoBest case: He has a secret family that he uses to make apple fritters for you. Worst cast: He has a secret family to which he’s funneling apple fritters, which is why you get none. Weird case: He has a secret family of anthropomorphic apple-fritter-human hybrids he’s hiding from you and your hunger.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·16 hours agoThis is proof that you’ll never know what you can find on the internet.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·16 hours agoThank you for not sharing a link to something I can’t unsee.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·16 hours agoThis is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Best case: He has a secret family that he uses to make apple fritters for you.
Worst cast: He has a secret family to which he’s funneling apple fritters, which is why you get none.
Weird case: He has a secret family of anthropomorphic apple-fritter-human hybrids he’s hiding from you and your hunger.
This is proof that you’ll never know what you can find on the internet.
Thank you for not sharing a link to something I can’t unsee.
This is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
So help me, Brot.