• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Best case: He has a secret family that he uses to make apple fritters for you.

    Worst cast: He has a secret family to which he’s funneling apple fritters, which is why you get none.

    Weird case: He has a secret family of anthropomorphic apple-fritter-human hybrids he’s hiding from you and your hunger.

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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    16 hours ago

    If you’re poly you can openly have a second family and someone in the polycule is bound to be a baker or cook who always makes way more than they can reasonably eat and will supply multiple branches of the polycule with treats

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      2 hours ago

      That’s me except Im not part of a polycule. Getting ready to make some of my double chocolate cookies, only I’ll replace the chocolate chips with m&ms

    • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      Sometimes I feel if I hadn’t found my husband I’d have wound up being the baker for a polycule somewhere.