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minus-squareWatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84arrow-down1·3 days agoI’d love to play poker against him.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56arrow-down1·3 days ago“Hit me.” “Sir, this is poker.” “Sorry, king me.” “That’s checkers.” “Go fish?”
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·3 days ago“Close enough.” “BINGO!” “The Game is over sir.” “Did I win?”
minus-squareZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoBy the time you win the game, the prize money will have been looted so the chips are worthless and the tires will have been stolen off your car.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up20·3 days agoNah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
minus-squareentwine413@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoBut you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoHe won. That’s all you need to know.
minus-squarechase_what_matters@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days agoHe does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoWhich are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days ago“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”
I’d love to play poker against him.
“Hit me.” “Sir, this is poker.” “Sorry, king me.” “That’s checkers.” “Go fish?”
“Close enough.”
“BINGO!”
“The Game is over sir.”
“Did I win?”
By the time you win the game, the prize money will have been looted so the chips are worthless and the tires will have been stolen off your car.
Nah, he’s the type to have a hand of 5 aces. Maybe a four of a kind flush.
But you’re not allowed to look at his cards.
He won. That’s all you need to know.
He does a press conference with stacks of unopened decks of cards on a table.
Which are actually matchboxes that have “CaRds” written in sharpie on them.
That’s actually “cRads”
“No, sir, jokers don’t rank above aces.”