• ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    He sent them a fucking email:

    "It’s chalk[,] not paint[.] Please replace it with a real one.”

    Police subsequently called Cox and accused him of committing vandalism. He soon surrendered and was booked with intentional destruction of property, which carries up to a year in jail as well as a maximum fine of $2,500

    What was that pavement made of, to be destroyed by chalk?!

    I suppose they have to arrest all those kids RUINING property with their coloured chalks on their sidewalks.

    Good thing they have those night vision goggles and automatic rifles, you just can’t trust a kid armed with chalk these days.

    • Tower@lemmy.zip
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      3 days ago

      Somewhere, a Karen is smiling while reading this, thinking about those brats down the street…