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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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Counter-terror chief was pulling up weeds just five years ago.
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  • Axum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    If anyone is wondering the connection:

    This guy had internships at the Heritage Foundation and did some service as a special assistant in a DHS immigration office.

    Heritage foundation strikes again with installing young puppets.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      his experience at Four Seasons Total Landscaping also helped

    • SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one
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      The Nazi Foundation positions another pawn.

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      wonder what kind of internship, doesnt look like his major/degree is anything useful, certainly not a lawyer to be judge material for the foundation.

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    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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        Don’t sully Dr.Evils name.

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    Why is he making that face. lmfao

    • gex@lemmy.world
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      He interned in DreamWorks as a face model

      • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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        Beat me to it.

      • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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        More like nightmareworks.

    • HeyListenWatchOut@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • Hackworth@sh.itjust.works
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        Bonsoir, Don.

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    what a joke of an administration

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      As an administration, it’s a joke. As an exercise in evil, it’s right on track.

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    it’s inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity

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      We really do our best to be equal opportunity here. But none of that DEI shit.

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    That one of the DOGE-cunts?

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      No, he’s a poly-sci graduate: moldable lump of clay setup by the Heritage Foundation to sink or swim. Seems like he hasn’t screwed up badly enough to be coat-hooked offstage just yet.

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    This is his actual professional portrait btw

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    Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention scape goat.

    FTFY

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    Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?

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    And the US just officially warned Iran “not to retaliate”. I think we know what’s coming, lads.

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      Let it be known that WW3 was not unforeseen.

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        Anyone checked Nostradamus lately?

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          I stuck a magnet up his butt and now his rotation powers a small bitcoin farm.

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          Honestly, I wouldn’t bother at this point. We’re in the react portion, not the prediction phase.

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      Hopefully Mar-a-Lago is being considered as an ideal target for a terrorist attack.

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    That fucking eyebrow

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      He seems like he’s as incredulous about his position as the rest of us are. like “Really? Me? fucken really?”

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      It is a Trump bootlicker thing.

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    I remember being 22… yeah… no… just… ugh… no!

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      There’s a reason that the minimum age to run for president is 35. But rules and regulations don’t matter anymore.

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      I’m 23 and just got promoted to head of the IT department and even I don’t think I’m qualified to be here

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        Lucky you. Finding work for me (I am autistic) has been the greatest challenge of my life.

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    gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

    • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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        if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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    oÓ

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      This guy looks like he’s about to play his best Yugioh card

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        The card would likely be older than him

        I can’t get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US

        like what the fuck

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          the card game came out irl 2001ish, yea its older than him by a few years.

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