• Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    2 days ago

    My emergency services number recently changed, so instead I have to dial 0118 999 88199 9119 725… 3

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      1 day ago

      Subject: Drowning

      Dear Sir / Madam,

      I’m writing to inform you about a drowning on the premises of…

      No, that’s too formal.

      Dear Sir / Madan,

      Drowning! Drowning! Help me!

      123 Carington rd.

      Looking forward to hearing from you.

      All the best,

      Maurice Moss

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      2 days ago

      Fun thing, if you have an android phone and the stock Google phone dialer, try typing that in.

      (Note: has to be the Google or AOSP dialer)

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      2 days ago

      In my country 911 is for emergencies that require police attention, like armed robberies, etc.

      Don’t dare call 911 for a medical emergency or they quite plainly tell you to fuck off and call either the public healthcare phone number (which is a short (and toll-free) but completely different number), or your private provider (which is a normal phone number)

      Good luck calling the fire department

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      @diemartin @Gork More like +7 777 666-7777 (S-O-S).

      Useless trivia of mine: in non-smart phones (e.g. early Nokia phones), the numerical sequence you mentioned translates to " ,tyu.xw,wpajd" using their keypad (I would say “T9”, but “T9” refers to the prediction algorithm imbued in these phones, which is different from individually pressing a given key number multiple times to yield a given letter e.g. twice the 2 for “B” or thrice the 5 for “L”). It’s a funny keypad to type in.