ummthatguy@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago"If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?... Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1120arrow-down1external-link"If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?... Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."lemmy.worldummthatguy@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square35fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 days agoI’d fight Khan. That way I would be able to come up with some amazing excuses after my inevitable loss.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoHe’d probably rattle off some cool quotes while beating you too, which is a plus if you’re not too concussed to remember them later.
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoMy plan is to quickly go limp. That way when he inevitably throws me through a duritanium door it doesn’t pop my meat bag. So a concussion is definitely in my future.
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days ago My plan is to quickly go limp. Solid strategy. It’s your only defense.
I’d fight Khan. That way I would be able to come up with some amazing excuses after my inevitable loss.
He’d probably rattle off some cool quotes while beating you too, which is a plus if you’re not too concussed to remember them later.
My plan is to quickly go limp. That way when he inevitably throws me through a duritanium door it doesn’t pop my meat bag. So a concussion is definitely in my future.
Solid strategy. It’s your only defense.