Now supplemented with 1% more pixels!
Could be kite, could Lego
We’d need to have more than 3 pixels to determine that.
Not at 1.080p it won’t
Someone post the horny jail doge please.
the whole fucking series was horny bait. enterprise fucking sucked. a bunch of good ole boys, all white and bland as milk, trying to fuck a bunch of alien babes: Vulcan, and Asian. and their linguistic sci fi was garbage
Brought to you by none other than Rick Berman!
(Because of course it was… Because of course we needed a space 9/11 + war of terror. Still better than Disco tho)
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I liked disco quite a lot especially its last 3 seasons.
I stopped watching enterprise in the first season.
I haven’t watched much of discovery yet but I’ve enjoyed what I’ve seen. was really surprised to see all the hate. I guess it’s a slow start, and there’s sure to be “corporate woke shit” somewhere down the line, but it doesn’t seem like it’s pandering yet
The one where they auction off T’Pol was rough, but I tapped out (even as a horny 16 year old, mind you) at the episode where the villains were literally women in bikinis painted green. It’s great and all that Orions are a matriarchal society of hot space pirates (who doesn’t love that) but for fuck’s sake that episode was just the worst kind of patronizingly objectifying “hot women being action heroes is empowerment, ackchually” bullshit. I know it was a throwback to old trek, but… come on, it’s not the 60s anymore.
(The one where t’pol has to get laid or die has at least got precedent? But it’s still played off just so… icky…)
fuck, and that show could have been so good :(
Was it the first episode where she had to get mostly naked in a decontamination chamber? I turned it off at that point.
I had forgotten this. Nostalgia…
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We’ve seen Spock shirtless before, such as in “Patterns of Force”
Spock is only half vulcan, though. Vulcan facial features seem to be dominant, but he may have human nipples.
If Vulcans had nipples different from humans like their ears and blood are, then Bones would have said some racially insensitive epithets to Spock about it
He wouldn’t have said it if Spock didn’t have that feature though.
sigh… you’re doing it wrong
Right?! Where Spok nips?
as they say, seeing is believing.
I can’t figure out how to get piefed to properly upload images in comments unfortunately
If kite shaped is wrong I don’t want to be right.
not lara crofts , legendary polygon ones.
