They announced they’d be announcing this last spring. I’m just going to copypasta what I wrote on my Facebook at the time, because I was pretty happy with it to be honest
Humor me for a minute. Let’s pretend that HHS promised the cause of type I diabetes by September. This has been researched for years, and suddenly they’re going to have the cause pinpointed? And without knowing what that cause is (much less how or even if it could be prevented) they’re also promising to say how it could be prevented. Seems kinda unrealistic at best, yeah?
Now let’s go back to what’s actually being attempted: “finding” the cause of autism. Same thing, except it’s being lead by a guy who has been drinking the conspiracy-flavored Kool Aid for years. You would have a hard time convincing me that 1) after years of research, they will have a definitive and final cause in about 6 months, 2) this will be directed with the neutrality needed for proper research, and 3) of all the many many diseases we have in this country, autism just so happens to be the one that needs that immediate attention.
Who you gonna trust? Scientists who have researched the problem for their whole professional lives, or Maggot Brain?
Don’t call him that, please. Stick with worm brain or something else, anything else, I beg you.
Please don’t sully the title of both a fantastic album and the greatest guitar solo ever put to recording.
Don’t let these people soil yet another thing in this life.
Whaaaaat?!? How dare you?! I’m going to trust the scientists that maggot brain will put in front of the microphone!
/s just to be sure. There should be some reaaaaally large air quotations marks around the word scientists.
I guarantee that they bring up “woke”
“We have found that autism is caused by woke”
What I expect is that he will try to push the “we need to reserve the autism label for low functioning boys”, Trump will sign an executive order titled “Restoring the Integrity of Autism Diagnosis act”, with a lot of other disgusting caveats, like forcing a “cure” (read: beating) on the higher functioning ones for acting weird, and also push the “extreme female brain theory of Borderline Personality Disorder” angle of female autism.
Woke vaccines, I knew it all along!
It was me, I did it. I caused autism.
I’m ready to accept blame for my acts.
But I stand by what I did.
people who announce what they’re gonna announce don’t have sh to say.
I’m sure RFK’s explanation will be something insane like fluoride, but in recent years we have found mounting evidence that autism is caused by a genetically-based cellular malfunction that puts cells into deeply impactful danger response mode (CDR). More importantly, the theory behind this has led to an experimental therapy that has demonstrated almost miraculous results in all participants after one treatment. I’m not sure if it’s too late for an autistic dinosaur like me to see any benefits, but the research on this so far seems overwhelming.
https://www.autismparentingmagazine.com/autism-suramin-evolution/
“These are kids who will never pay taxes, they’ll never hold a job, they’ll never play baseball, they’ll never write a poem, they’ll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted,” Kennedy said. “Autism destroys families.”
Interesting. As an autistic person in their 50s who have done all of those things and have a family of their own, I’d like to say that he seems to be describing wealthy Republicans rather than autistic people.
I hope it’s electricity. The chaos would be engaging.
Pregnancy, final answer.
wow what shitty, dangerous rhetoric to spread
And these causes I’m sure will be backed by scientific evidence right? Or are they going to pulled out of rfk maggoty ass?
So I’ve been thinking about this, and I think he’s going to come back saying it’s mothers breast milk, and not a contaminant in it, but the very nature of itself.
To solve the issue, everyone will need to migrate to using a special infant formula only Nestlé has.
The cause is RFK jr.
This is exactly how science normally works. “We’ve figured out something extremely important, but we aren’t going to make it available for a month, so we can build up suspense.”
