What questions would you ask someone if you thought they were fake gay?
Serious replies only.
Why are we still paying attention to anything Tucker Carlson says?
What a weird thing to say.
Tucker Carlson claiming he has the power to issue the gay certification test is some wild shit. Is it just a slow news day at the propaganda factory or is he like trying to proposition Pete?
Tucker should bottom for Pete to own the libs
This seems like maybe the last thing we should be concerned about right now.
Which is why he brought it up; getting bogged down in inane talking points distracts from the Epstein Files.
tucker carlson is in the unreleased Epstein files
Tucker Carlson is an illegitimate Epstein baby
He wants him to prove it to him hard
So, what we’re saying is…
he “will be caught buying crack from a gay prostitute going, ‘we were just playing tummy swords.’ And then he’ll deny it going, ‘I did not perform a homosexual act.’ ‘no, you didn’t. Elton John is a homosexual act. You just blew that guy. It’s okay.’” -Robin Williams
Tucker Carlson is “fake straight” and should answer questions about being straight.
He does seem very interested in gay sex.
I love this concept. Tucker Carlson just being this closeted gay man, who’s rejected by his own people, and can’t come out as gay. So he just flirts in the worst way possible.
“Yeah? You gay? Yeah? Talk about it! Answer all the questions I have about what butt stuff is like!”
Meanwhile everyone else is just confused as hell.
Soutpark needs to redo the “Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet” skit with the Tuckster.
He kinda just looks it too. I know that’s highly assumptions and shallow, but the gaydar has always gone off. Good skin, well-conditioned 80s dad hair, always dressed tidy but a little loose, definitely pays attention to his colours, good clothing combos and shoe choices too…
Like, just the article’s pic, if you didn’t know what Tucker looked like and had to guess who the bigot was in this pic…
I bet he gets around his house in cut-offs because he likes the comfort of shorts but denim is a real man’s material.
He needs a pair of these
or he’s a nevernude
its in the eyes and nope
How it feels around dudes who see you enjoy a caramel latte instead of drinking it black for some reason. Like bro, some Italian grandma drinks espresso harder than you ever have.
Some Italian grandmas are harder than they will ever be too.
Thicker mustaches, too.
No, Tucker, he still won’t have sex with you. Not because he’s not gay, but because you are a boner killer.
Tell us what it’s like being a “fake straight”, Tucker.
It’s more likely he’s a real straight, but no good at it.
Definitely gives off some incel vibes, I can see it.
No Tucker, you first.
Tucker will confim from his own experience?
No way he would turn down a stallion like me, thought Tucker. He must be faking it!
Tucker’s always there for the analysis.
True, no-bullshit journalism!
There’s literally “butt” in his name. What about you, Tucker fucker? I remember that Putin interview when you took his cock so fucking deep.
There’s literally “butt” in his name.
This is the level we’re dealing with not only with Cucker Tarlson but all of US, erm, “political discourse”.
Frankly, I’ve always pronounced his last name “booty judge” because why not.
Obviously he considers himself an authority on gay sex.
