Ok, get this. You elect politicians to “help slash federal spending”.

What the hell is Musk even doing and why is he outsourcing this job to unpaid idiots, when politicians already get paid to do this?

Okay, I’ll do a few suggestions for free:

• Stop subsidizing companies. All of them.
• Tax the rich to boost the federal income.
• Legalize all immigrants so they can be tax paying citizens.
• Crack down on employers using illegal underpaid illegal immigrants.
• Provide universal health care. Sick people don’t work.
• Cut down on police force spending.
• Cut down on car infrastructure spending.
• Cut down “defense” spending in artificial oil wars.
• Help Ukraine to defeat Russia, so Russia will have to surrender and disarm their nukes, so that USA can also cut down on cost for maintenance of nukes.
• Expand renewable energy. It’s free energy yo, and it creates jobs for tax paying citizens.
• Stop mining fossil fuels. It will cost more to clean that shit up than is earned.

“High-IQ” aka boot lickers who agree with everything Musk says or does and are willing to do so for no compensation. And let’s consider those who have the financial means “work” for free. The over privileged fundees who think they earned their wealth by hard work even those its all daddy’s money… Rining any bells? Unpaid positions are exactly what we don’t need to help with combat our economic woes anyways.

Fun idea: Flood their contact addresses with fake applications and fake credentials like certificates with high scores on made-up IQ tests or Mensa membership cards.

Maybe he should ask Trump since everything he does is the best and has never been done better or before.

Ah, this will be the Department of Dunning-Kruger. The workers are idiots who think they are supergeniuses. Led by an idiot who thinks he’s a supergenius.

During Trump’s first term, this was just a metaphor, suggested by random comedians. Now, life will imitate art to its full extent.

I think this will be easy to hire for; imagine the damage you can do to competition, or the low cost regulatory capture you can achieve, by just getting one clever manipulator near this not too bright narcissist

I divide my officers into four classes; the clever, the lazy, the industrious, and the stupid. Each officer possesses at least two of these qualities. Those who are clever and industrious are fitted for the highest staff appointments. Use can be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who is clever and lazy however is for the very highest command; he has the temperament and nerves to deal with all situations. But whoever is stupid and industrious is a menace and must be removed immediately!

–Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord

High IQ people only wanted to do paid work for SpaceX because going to space is amazing.

I’m fairly sure none are working because of him though

Even paid work for any other Musk jobs would be an act of desperation. Fortunately, I suspect the unemployment rate will grow with Trump in charge… Because it is likely more profitable to beg than make minimum wage (and he won’t be increasing it). So maybe he will find people.

lol good luck picking candidates among highly intelligent incels and maga members

Nobody was smart as he thinks they should be will work for free - especially not for him and the orange idiot.

There are oxymorons and then there is musk, the oxyless moron

You can’t just make a department. Sorry Leon, only maga morons believe that. The actual government and CONSTITUTION work differently than what you think…

They will make their money by fleecing the government of course.

Win a grift by pretending you are an idiot

Your opponent is Elon Musk

At least they’re too cheap and lazy to properly push their fascist takeover.