• Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I remember seeing something like that years ago. A few more that popped to my memory just now:

    PILOT: autopilot altitude hold has a 100 ft/min descent.
    MECHANIC: cannot reproduce issue on ground.

    PILOT: evidence of tyre leak in left main landing gear.
    MECHANIC: evidence removed.

    PILOT: [system] behaves funny.
    MECHANIC: [system] has been firmly told to get their shit together and straighten up their act.

    PILOT: strange sounds behind console. Sounds like a midget beating things with a hammer.
    MECHANIC: hammer taken from midget

      • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        If I’m remembering right it was:

        PILOT: Headset volume is unbelievably loud.
        MECHANIC: Headset volume has been set to a more believable level.

        A few more I remember from way back when:

        PILOT: Mouse found in cockpit.
        MECHANIC: Cat installed.

        PILOT: Something loose in cockpit
        Mechanic: Something tightened in cockpit

        PILOT: Friction locks cause throttle to stick.
        MECHANIC: Good, they’re supposed to.

        (How did you get a new line without a blank line between them??? Formatting shouldn’t be this hard.)