Then sovcit went to the store and the hot lady at the register took him in the back and banged him. Two of her hot coworkers joined in. They told him they’ve never been more satisfied.
And then the entire bus clapped.
And Albert Einstein walked in and handed everyone a hundred bucks.
Every time I think I can’t possibly be more flabbergasted. Then the next time happens.
And then everyone stood up and clapped
And the car?
That car went on to become KITT.
“I told a cop I could shatter their qualified immunity and their tiny brain couldn’t even comprehend it and they said ‘thank you for the education, you have such a huge penis.’”
bc (birth certificate)
Cop: I wanted to use the pavement as a cheese grater but I really had to pee and dude kept talking smh
On the contrary, I have no doubt that this person had a long conversation with male and female cop emojis.
