And then everyone stood up and clapped
And the car?
That car went on to become KITT.
Then sovcit went to the store and the hot lady at the register took him in the back and banged him. Two of her hot coworkers joined in. They told him they’ve never been more satisfied.
And then the entire bus clapped.
And Albert Einstein walked in and handed everyone a hundred bucks.
“I told a cop I could shatter their qualified immunity and their tiny brain couldn’t even comprehend it and they said ‘thank you for the education, you have such a huge penis.’”
On the contrary, I have no doubt that this person had a long conversation with male and female cop emojis.
Every time I think I can’t possibly be more flabbergasted. Then the next time happens.
It’s like a bottomless pit of crazy. Every day I’m more surprised by them.
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