You know what’s also really bad? Our sponsor, ReallyBadMentalHealthCare! Speak to an AI chatbot or some unqualified part-timer for a subscription fee after downloading this shoddy mobile application.
ReallyBadMentalHealthCare has now been bought by BetterNotHelp.
We have done away with the chatbot, because it made people angry, you can only call us, but we now keep you on hold indefinitely while listening to soothing music, ^^^^at 1.5 USD per minute^^^^
YSK you can say “fuck” on the internet
ok, let me try this… duck! DUCK! Does my F key even work? Duck! Fck! Fuk! FCUK! Nope, apparently, I can’t
Well ****
Especially on the fediverse, we don’t have corporate sponsors, who want us to be sterilized.
Our corporate
ownerssponsors don’t want us to be sterilized. They want us to breed more good little consumers.Oh, that’s really bad.
You know what’s also really bad? Our sponsor, ReallyBadMentalHealthCare! Speak to an AI chatbot or some unqualified part-timer for a subscription fee after downloading this shoddy mobile application.
ReallyBadMentalHealthCare has now been bought by BetterNotHelp.
We have done away with the chatbot, because it made people angry, you can only call us, but we now keep you on hold indefinitely while listening to soothing music, ^^^^at 1.5 USD per minute^^^^
Eh, you can also say f*ing if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s a form of engagement hacking.
Well fuck