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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Do they want me to fuckin' honk or not

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Do they want me to fuckin' honk or not

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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      ❤️

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        Does this count as Beetlejuicing?

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    Oh fuck you’re gonna make me honk

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    REMEMBER
    HONK IF YOU HONK ALL YOU
    IF ANYTHING AT ME HONK HONK
    IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO
    I HONK
    HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF
    MYSELF WANT
    HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN
    PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

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      My husband just read this in the style of Gob Bluth’s “Should the … should the guy in the …” and it was perfect.

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      Right? What don’t people get? The world would be a better place if everybody lived by this wisdom.

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      HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

      Sad honking noise

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    I like it. It’s almost like an art piece. A satire of bumper stickers made out of bumper stickers.

    Assuming that was even the intention lol

    Edit: is that a neon “check engine” sign in the back window? Who is this person lol

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      Who is this person

      A vibe driver obv

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        if even 0.1% of the world’s population were more like a Vibe owner, the world would be a much better place

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    The check engine light in the window is next level!

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      How did I not notice that??

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        There’s currently nothing ailing the engine, the beacon is not lit.

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          Ailing is optional for a check to proceed. My prostate (engine adjacent) is fine because I check before the “light” goes on.

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    Honk what you wanna honk And let the honks honk out Honestly, I honk honk you honk brave Honk honk you honk to honk And honk honk honks honk honk Honkily, I honk honk honk honk honk

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    Definitely a vibe.

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    Aneurism posting.

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    NOOT NOOT

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      Nut nut

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    I honked myself, and I liked it!

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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM Honk=Touch (?)

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      The sound of quacky duck noise.

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      I honked a girl and I liked it.

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    I’d absolutely honk at this person

    Then again I just like honking

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    From the series “Bumper Stickers that Cause Rear-End Collisions”

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    First thing it says is “Honk if anything.” That satisfies my need for permission.

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      First

      Debatable.

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