Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 3 days agoHey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...feddit.orgimagemessage-square143fedilinkarrow-up1518arrow-down153
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minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down2·3 days agoDon’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·3 days agoWhat’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·23 hours agoSo it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 days agoWell if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·3 days agoWhy would you go back to humans?!
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoI mean if it’s your job…
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoPokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
minus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoPokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
minus-squarebrsrklf@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoDepends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days ago PSTD Pee is Stored in The Dick?
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoPokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 hours agoPoke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it
minus-squareLibertyLizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 days agoFucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses. The more you know!
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoexcuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
Don’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
So it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
Why would you go back to humans?!
I mean if it’s your job…
Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
Depends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.
Pee is Stored in The Dick?
Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it
Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.
The more you know!
excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
capturable gods
Pokérus