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minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53arrow-down2·1 month agoDon’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·1 month agoWhat’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoWell if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·1 month agoWhy would you go back to humans?!
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoI mean if it’s your job…
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoPokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
minus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoPokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
minus-squarebrsrklf@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoDepends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
minus-squareLibertyLizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 month agoFucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses. The more you know!
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoexcuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoSo it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month ago PSTD Pee is Stored in The Dick?
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoPokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoPoke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it
Don’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
Why would you go back to humans?!
I mean if it’s your job…
Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
Depends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.
The more you know!
excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
capturable gods
So it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
Pokérus
PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.
Pee is Stored in The Dick?
Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it