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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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I stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally

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gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.

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      There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.

      • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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        I cut mine in the 4th dimension

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          There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.

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          Its an open-faced timelike curve.

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            Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.

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            Time is a flat circle.

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              That’s a pizza.

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                a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.

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                  Box?

                  That is your mental construct alone, man.

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              Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?

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              So like an Uncrustable.

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                Mobius sandwich

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                Like a pizza.

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                  You have pizza without a crust?

                  That’s just dehydrated soup.

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          Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…

        • grue@lemmy.world
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          That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!

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            Hope you wore a hair net.

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          Well yeah, time exists.

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        How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?

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          4D time cube?

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          Two and it’s been cut on both already.

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        I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.

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