Probe into… The blowjob he gave to Bubba?

I can’t wait until he starts bragging about how he gives the best blowjobs

As of today I am signing an executive order instructing the DOJ to investigate every persons involvement with Jeffrey Epstein except me! We will get to the bottom of this!

Wow, that’s some pathetically desperate projection.

I hope it goes to trial, the discovery phase would be absolutely beautiful. Half a pack of Kools and a genuine Marlboro Zippo says Donny’s name comes up more than Epstein’s lol

Errbody going to jail including Cheeto Benito himself

lol