Now I have to fire up WWE to see if “The Virgin” is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say… 🤔
If I can, I’m making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.
This is as real as… as other stuff that people is made up.
Lily the Fox
Ella the Wolf
Nellie the Pig
Grizzly Bear
Furry. Furry never changes.
Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson’s “Working Girls” which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.
I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:
slightly nsfw

Tit-bit, Fatty McDuff, lol
Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn’t obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?
Three-tit Tillie?
…can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?
Clubfoot I’m guessing
Same Jenny, just QT never notices anything above the calf.
Holy shit, these are all amazing.
We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.
“The Chinless Wonder.”
“Dog-faced Kitty.”
“Fatty McDuff.”
“Few Clothes Molly.”
… modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin’ on these, goddamn.
This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.
We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.
He wouldn’t be President for another 70ish years.
Ah, good 'ole Lyndon “Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians” Johnson.
why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson
It’s a New Vegas reference.
He had a really long dick, hence the name.
I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we’ll never know
Friends and roommates only, I guess
What workers?
A “s__ worker”?
Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.
Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.
Steel worker
we work hard, we play hard
SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER
that felt necessary
There’s a post?
I think it’s Sas worker … someone who gives you sas
or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)
SAAS: Sex as a service
SΘX worker is the clear answer based on what we can see of the letters
I’m not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I’m far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find
although this one look like some just wanted to get through filters which use crappy OCR, at least they left everything readable
Ella the Wolf
Lily the Fox1800s furries?
Between them and Squirrel-Tooth Alice, I hope something doesn’t awaken inside of me.
And by something, I mean a venereal disease, because it’s too late for me to not be a furry.
I spotted 2 more. TBF, it’s kinda catchy. I can almost swear I saw someone on e621\youtube\tweeter\etc. with that nickname.
SEX
“German muscle woman”
I’m obviously “Grizzly Bear” but I might be “German Muscle Woman” for the right price.
$20 went a lot further back then.









