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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

Choose your fighter

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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Now I have to fire up WWE to see if “The Virgin” is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say… 🤔

    If I can, I’m making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.

  • Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world
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    This is as real as… as other stuff that people is made up.

  • De Lancre@lemmy.world
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    Lily the Fox

    Ella the Wolf

    Nellie the Pig

    Grizzly Bear

    Furry. Furry never changes.

  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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    Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson’s “Working Girls” which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.

    I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:

    slightly nsfw

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Tit-bit, Fatty McDuff, lol

  • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn’t obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Three-tit Tillie?

  • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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    …can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?

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      Clubfoot I’m guessing

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      Same Jenny, just QT never notices anything above the calf.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Holy shit, these are all amazing.

    We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.

    “The Chinless Wonder.”

    “Dog-faced Kitty.”

    “Fatty McDuff.”

    “Few Clothes Molly.”

    … modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin’ on these, goddamn.

    This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We’re only missing Long Dick Johnson.

      He wouldn’t be President for another 70ish years.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ah, good 'ole Lyndon “Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians” Johnson.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s a New Vegas reference.

        He had a really long dick, hence the name.

  • TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we’ll never know

    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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      Friends and roommates only, I guess

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    What workers?

    A “s__ worker”?

    Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.

    • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Steel worker

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        we work hard, we play hard

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      SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER

      that felt necessary

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      There’s a post?

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      I think it’s Sas worker … someone who gives you sas

      or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)

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        SAAS: Sex as a service

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      SΘX worker is the clear answer based on what we can see of the letters

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      I’m not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I’m far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find

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      although this one look like some just wanted to get through filters which use crappy OCR, at least they left everything readable

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Ella the Wolf
    Lily the Fox

    1800s furries?

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      Between them and Squirrel-Tooth Alice, I hope something doesn’t awaken inside of me.

      And by something, I mean a venereal disease, because it’s too late for me to not be a furry.

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      I spotted 2 more. TBF, it’s kinda catchy. I can almost swear I saw someone on e621\youtube\tweeter\etc. with that nickname.

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    SEX

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    “German muscle woman”

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    I’m obviously “Grizzly Bear” but I might be “German Muscle Woman” for the right price.

    $20 went a lot further back then.

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