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minus-squarereev@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·29 days agoUhm, because I’m not a slut?
minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·29 days agoIt’s after six. What am I, a farmer?
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-229 days agoMaybe because your regular tie is at the dry cleaner?
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·29 days agoWhat else am I supposed to use the stapler for?
Why would you put a bowtie on your willie?
Uhm, because I’m not a slut?
It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?
Maybe because your regular tie is at the dry cleaner?
What else am I supposed to use the stapler for?
Why wouldn’t you?