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What do you wear to make it ranked competitive sex, if you’re not down for formal sex? A helmet? 🤔



For you or the empire?
Implying that Kirby isn’t glorious… Smh
Kirby is glorious but plays for fun Cuz it isnt fair for others when Kirby goes competitive
Sports shirt with sponsor logos and tennis socks
Tiger & Bunny Make a Porno.
Knee and elbow pads.
Racing gloves and cool goggles.
Why would you put a bowtie on your willie?
Uhm, because I’m not a slut?
It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?
Maybe because your regular tie is at the dry cleaner?
What else am I supposed to use the stapler for?
Why wouldn’t you?
I think that’s Jordan from the Axis of Awesome!
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