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But are you actually from Canada though?
For anyone who needs a more realistic looking boyfriend I’m also available for half the price but my excuse will be that another core piece of internet infrastructure has crashed.
Look at username: echodot
core piece of internet
Hmmmmm
For an extra ten bucks I want him to wear a she/her trans pin and eyeliner. I need a new scandal to distract them from the smoke bomb kerfuffle.
If I had one of those pins, I would be sending you a private message right now, lol. I don’t often wear eyeliner, but when I do, I love it when it pisses off bigots ❤️
For that price you better be in the middle of a procedure removing a large object from someones rectum that they “accidentally fell on”.
(If not, I can pay extra, np.)
(And if there is a supply shortage, I can help too, we can split the profits.)Can I pay this man $100 to call and tell my Mom that essential oils and industrial bleach in a dropper won’t cure anything and she should just embrace her own mortality?
And for another $100 will you also be my boyfriend?
per hour
Cool, I just need 2 minutes. 😏
He had to go from his shift at the hospital to his night gig as a stripper.
