It’s not exactly that I wish to harm any of them. It’s just that they all believe in strong individualism and I’d hate to help them when they have made it very clear that needing help is weakness in their religion. I’m sure they’d feel much better burning than receiving help from anyone.
That is going to be the most saved plant in the history of plants.
Look, if that plant hadn’t approved of what those three were doing, it would have left the room long ago. By staying until the room was in fire, the plant showed it’s true colors. That is a fascist plant, and I’m not saving it.
The real question is which one do I beat to death with the pot, before running out?
One that is under 60 years of age.
If they see me saving the plant and myself, I think the only real fight to stop me would be with Elon. Trump is too old to chase after me. Vance is too busy fucking a couch. Elon, he has some body flabs, but I would not underestimate him.
Spider plant.
Spider plant.
Does everything a spider can’t.
When it sits.
In the sun.
Photosynthesis just for fun.
Look out!
Look out for spider plan.It’s probably worth tipping the plant out of the pot, and checking nobody’s hidden the Epstein files in the soil.
Yeah, just do it once you are out of the room with it.
I’m not depriving that fire of any combustible material. Sorry, plant.
The spider plant is indestructible and may put the fire out.
Quickly extricate the plant and you will ensure it can’t fuck the fire up, and it provides an opportunity for your car to leave you piles of puke
Here, take my gasoline!
Not even grabbing the plant. I’d punch musk in the face & gtfo.
This dude has priorities and I respect that.
Good choice. Vance has no charisma to lead the right and Trump will be dead in 5 years. The billionaire Nazi is a good choice.
At least the plant does some good in the world.
I’m not taking any chances, nothing is leaving that room. Your sacrifice will be honored, spider plant.
…spider plant, spider plant…
Does whatever a spider plant does
…shoots its children off a shelf, more reliable than an Elf-on-the-Shelf…
Lookout! Here comes the Epstein files!
I know the rooms engulfed in flames, I’m the one who set it on fire!
Good work. You taking the plant or nah?
That plants a violent war criminal, it can die with the rest.
Understandable.
Sorry plant, I was going to save you but I saw a folder called “underacted Epstein files”. Surely you understand
I grab the plant and blockade the door
