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minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75arrow-down1·edit-212 hours agoWho’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?
minus-squareMantisToboggon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·12 hours agoTrick question I did that shit last year.
minus-squareSantasMagicalComfort@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·12 hours agoI’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.
minus-squareNuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·12 hours agoThat ship sailed closer to decades ago than not. Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 hours agoFor the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!! And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.
Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?
Trick question I did that shit last year.
I’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.
That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.
Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.
For the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!!
And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.