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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago

Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives

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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago
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Lily Allen is taking pre-orders for a butt plug-shaped USB drives that contains her album, West End Girl.
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  • SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Good to see physical media making something of a comeback!

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    Healthcare workers now hate this lady.

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    Put West End Girl in your Best End, Girl

    • Kraiden@piefed.social
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      It’s like bad prophecy: When the moon is full, the West shall be in the South

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    Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

    • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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      Trick question I did that shit last year.

    • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world
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      I’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.

    • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip
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      That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.

      Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.

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      For the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!!

      And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.

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    Corporate espionage is about the get a lot more exciting.

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    Don’t.

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      Do.

      • Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        That.

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          Yet.

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            Unless?

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              You

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                crave

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                  Data

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    That woman is magnificent.

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    Slpt, for when you need to cross the border to/from an unfriendly country

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    Desperate to stay relevant? Just show-buisness right?

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      Per the article, it’s a dunk on her cheating ex-husband.

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