King@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days agoMen after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:i.redd.itexternal-linkmessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1246arrow-down19
arrow-up1237arrow-down1external-linkMen after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:i.redd.itKing@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI mean, there are only so many ways to describe genitals 🤷♂️
minus-squareTheGrandNagus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoHe plunged his enlarged pleasure column into my glistening velvet chasm And other such bizarre descriptors
minus-squareMojoMcJojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoYou would think so, and yet, that '62 Chardonnay isn’t going to uncork itself grandma thought as she surreptitiously grabbed her favorite battery operated bottle opener and locked the door.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoDamn, that really Mojo’d my McJojo, if you know what I’m saying.
I mean, there are only so many ways to describe genitals 🤷♂️
He plunged his enlarged pleasure column into my glistening velvet chasm
And other such bizarre descriptors
You would think so, and yet, that '62 Chardonnay isn’t going to uncork itself grandma thought as she surreptitiously grabbed her favorite battery operated bottle opener and locked the door.
Damn, that really Mojo’d my McJojo, if you know what I’m saying.
life finds a way :)