Bloomberg - Are you a robot?
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/31807379

15 People Have Died in Crashes Where Tesla Doors Wouldn’t Open | There are no official statistics on the dangers of electric handles. So Bloomberg did its own analysis.

    • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
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      23 hours ago

      You’re giving him and his stans too much credit. You gotta force-feed them more cognitave-dissonance that they can’t figure out whether they disagree or you just know something they don’t, until their crowded little heads POP.

  • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
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    23 hours ago

    Reasons I would acquire a Tesla: no-one would have shit to say about my mods. The questions would start and end with “why a Tesla?”

    “Why do you have these bright-yellow pull-handles connected to cables running-into every door inside?” Bich, don’t you know, Elon sold me a space-ship? Only me tho - the rest of you are too nice and it creeps him out.