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TIL I’m part of Jesus’s spank bank.
He came once about 2000 years ago, and he still hasn’t had his second coming.
Talk about gooning
No nut Millennium.
That’s a helluva refractory period.
Sorry Jesus, we’re just friends.
Praise be to the coming of the lord!
I have a sexual harassment claim against a carpenter from Judaea.
I’d hate to see Creamy Baptist Church’s sign.
Transcription
A church sign in front of a brick church displaying the US flag. The sign is from the Chunky Baptist Church. It reads:
Jesus came with you on his mind
Chunk**y** :)
Whoops. Thanks, fixed.
The crossover between the lyrics of church hymns and KISS songs is bonkers.
There’s one on the way to my parents’ house that says “Behold! I come quickly!” And on the other side it says “I will come again! Be ye ready!”
Tried these lines on my wife and it kinda killed the mood tbh
I’m not offended, but I want Jesus to know that I’m not interested.
Aw, Jesus, no need to be coy. I’m DTF any time.
