I have unsubscribed from their marketing emails at least 8 separate times and THEY. DO. NOT. FUCKING. STOP. THREE TIMES A DAY.
I can’t just black hole them because my account alerts come through the SAME noreply address and I’d lose them.
Spectrum shut the FUCK up I don’t care about your tv phone and mobile bundles. You exist as a dumb overpriced monopolized pipe that I am forced to subscribe to, carrying gaming and illegal movie torrent traffic and literally NOTHING ELSE. FUCKING DAMN IT.
i think I’d rather stab my penis with a soldering iron than make a single phone call
What about a certified letter? With a law firm’s letterhead.
That’s a very specific kink. Stabbing your penis with a letter is wild enough, but needing the letter to be official is next level.
…is that your kink?