Unpopular Opinion: If you cheer for the apocalypse (mass death), you’re a bad Christian and probably won’t go to heaven.
When you get to that point, you’re in a death cult.
But even like, Santa Muerte adherents are per capita less … just wantonly craving and hoping for and celebrating death and suffering.
Jesus is supposed to come back to fight the antichrist. You know, the guy that tricks everyone into thinking he’s Jesus and makes all his followers bear his mark on their foreheads. So yeah, this checks out, but not in the way they think.
Christians voting for a guy who may well fit the description of the Biblical Antichrist: is this Revelations?
Jesus did come back; he was deported by ICE.
why would Jesus come back in the USA
Savior complex, glutton for punishment.
Jesus has to keep coming back, again and again, he’s been dying as a homeless drug addict for the past 8 or so reincarnations.
Not easy coping when your own dad abandons you to die painfully over 3 days, especially when your dad is the actual boss of the whole universe and could’ve saved you with a click of the fingers.
C’est la vie, I suppose.
… yeah, there are so many ways in which the basis of Christian morality is just: God is an abusive father, stop asking questions.
Jesus came back but ICE shot him in the head 🙁
I missed the NOT and was amazed at the clarity of his thinking.




