

“Why won’t anybody buy my tulips even tho I paid so much for them 🥺”


“Why won’t anybody buy my tulips even tho I paid so much for them 🥺”


Cycles of violence.
I run mine under the faucet just to be sure all the dust is removed.


Why build for a country that doesn’t pay its citizens enough to afford your cars?


In cheaper and more fun to get parts from the junk yard.


The “strongest military in the world” couldn’t even handle a single war in the middle east. How are we supposed to win multiple wars with multiple fronts in multiple countries against much stronger militaries with many more allies? It’s pure hubris.


RELEASE THE DIRECTORS CUT!!
Yeah, western civilization was really brimming with empathy for all those slaves and indigenous people. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
After the dinosaurs went the way of themselves, their descendants evolved into birds. I hope humans evolve into something cute for the next intelligent species to enjoy.

That’s The Honorable Revd Dr. Ronald Reagan III to you! (I think someone made him a judge?)


Unpopular Opinion: If you cheer for the apocalypse (mass death), you’re a bad Christian and probably won’t go to heaven.


Living through the “decades in weeks” part of history isn’t as fun as I thought it’d be but, but I guess I always thought we’d move forward through decades in weeks instead of backwards.
Fun fact: Abusers are more likely to be family members than strangers.
Maybe that’s what they’re trying to say?
It really is the hunger games.


Nah, he deserves a much more ironic punishment more suited to make him miserable.
He deserves to be forced to afford rent on minimum wage in an inner city surrounded by the people he hates.
Lol yeah because that’s what people think. I guess stay mad about the straw man you made up instead of digging into real people’s thoughts and feelings.


Congratulations on the new cat 🐈 🎉
This guy must listen to RAtM and be like “I don’t get it, work forces, burn crosses, this metaphor doesn’t make sense!”
They might not have 50 words, but he isn’t cheating.
“With any luck I’ll be hurling a Molotov at the CEOs primary residence”