im gonna show up to one of them in an ice cream truck but CREAM will be in big letters so people know i’m not the bad ice

seriously? dude it’s just text

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fuck the tbilisi tpolisi

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ls -U #GEAUX TIGERS!

they don’t call them “froggos”, they’re just “frogs”. a frog is either a pepe or an apu. an apu is like a cute lil pepe

wc -l should give you the same thing with the long names since the line count is still the same

i couldn’t figure out what was going on. first time the cursor got in the screenshot and i couldn’t get it out

it can only come from years of browsing the chans and saving every frog you see. jk i think there’s a huge frog database online you can download

that really is a terrifying feeling

i dunno, the screenshot says it’s not him. might be doctored

i ctrl+c my fucking face off when that happens.

oh and in case y’all can’t read it, the command is cat * in /bin

i sensed this post coming, that’s why i got a tall glass of water before reading it

one thing i’ve learned about brain damage is that it’s not all bad. i got a traumatic brain injury three years ago and it actually made me more normal. it even got rid of my alcohol cravings for me.

i don’t run, but i walk a lot. it definitely helps. i went cold turkey on my antidepressants two weeks ago because my doctor is incompetent and thought that was what triggered my mania (it wasn’t, i just got a new computer). i tried explaining myself to him but he just said (in his limited english) “YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN”

ideally they wouldn’t run them over either, but hey, progress is progress