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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

they only turn on the body cam for the money shot

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they only turn on the body cam for the money shot

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    I dislike cencoring swear words as much as average lemming. But I like this one, it’s clever.

  • lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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    “White Christians accepted only.”

  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    1. Don’t live in the USA.
    2. Don’t visit the USA.
    3. Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    1. Obtain Norweigian Citizenship¹
    2. Live in Norway
    3. Turn on the tv and tune into the American news and have #Popcorn 🍿 ready to enjoy the shitshow

    ¹Unfortunately I’m not privilaged enough for this :/

  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    These don’t work. “Be white” used to apply for a while but even that doesn’t anymore. I think now it is “be white and suck up to fascists”

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    How to avoid being deported by ICE:

    • Be white and join ICE
    • 18107@aussie.zone
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      Not guaranteed to work. What if you’re off duty and they don’t believe you when you say you work with them?

      They already ignore passports, birth certificates, driver’s licences and social security cards.

  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    ICE Barbie has her army of dogs, and you know what she wants done to dogs

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    This also has the AI text, no?

    • kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOP
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      seriously? dude it’s just text

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        It’s hard to describe, but text in AI generated images tends to have the same font and colour pallet

        (The image shared by the oop, not the one you posted to be clear)

        • 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          also subtle differences between each usage of a given character (the serif on each “e” and the apostrophes stand out most to me) and inconsistent kerning

        • Tyber_Zann@feddit.nl
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          Yup, it definitely is. Like you said, it’s hard to explain but you can just tell after seeing a couple of them.

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    Don’t kink shame.

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    I guess we’re ignoring the fact that they’ve kidnapped US citizens because they were brown.

    • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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      They’ve kidnapped white people too

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      “Don’t be a minority” is a rule so deeply ingrained in their ethos they think it’s universally understood already.

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    How to avoid ICE:

    • Dont be a US citizen
    • Dont be pulling out of your driveway
    • Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
    • Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”
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      Don’t sleep in your own bed in your own home either.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breonna_Taylor

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    Renee Good did none of those things.

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      Well she did obey them but they gave conflicting instructions and shot her anyways.

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        Important to note for clarity, disobeying an officer’s instructions is NOT the same as disobeying the law.

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          And neither are supposed to be punishable by death.

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    How to avoid?

    Not be in the USA.

    Well I am just saying that if they are not alive it is easier to avoid them.

    Throw over the government, this might help.

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    “In today’s news, another us citizen of non-pale complexion was arrested by ICE, despite being married and working here for 20+ years.”

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    i have a white supremacist translating device, here goes:

    1. be white, or else
    2. stop resisting! 🐽
    3. don’t leave your house if you’re not white
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      Rule 1 and 3 don’t even apply anymore

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        Rule 2 doesn’t help because they will deliberately give conflicting instructions and shoot anyway.

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