He obviously had an identical twin that they kept hidden for decades so that they could dupe everybody after Jesus was inevitably murdered by the state. Wake up sheeple!
What gets me is that no one even saw him rise out of the tomb, according to the bible (as I recall it). A few days after he died, the Mary’s were just walking down the road and Jesus happened to be there going the other direction.
Like, it seems like no one even checked the tomb after the fact.
The Gospel of Peter has Jesus emerging from the tomb. Along with his now sentient talking cross.
Can you pass me the chapter that happens in? I tried searching it up a year or so ago, but best I could find was [see moment above].
Sorry, I actually misremembered it as the cross talking, but it’s unclear who is talking. Its from the Gospel of Peter, which is apocrypha, so you won’t find it in the bible.
You can find it in the link under Emerging from the tomb
“Commentary Elon Musk News” posting Christian religious content? 🤔
It’s Twitter. Some Malaysian kid has 1000 accounts to keep updated. They can’t afford to pay too much attention to context.
Malaysian children making pennies a day are the real victims of AI. They’re all going to lose their jobs.
Jesus was a really good dude whose corpse was almost certainly eaten by wilds dogs.
Or we have to believe a Roman governor who had a history of being nasty to the Jews allowed an insurrectionist to have a decent burial when generally the point of crucifixion was humiliation, and corpses were often left to rot on the cross for some time, conspicuously warning others who might be having ideas.
But then we also have to believe that a member of the same Jewish Sanhedrin who unanimously agreed to arrest Jesus was also secretly a follower but not so secretly that he didn’t petition that same Roman governor to let him bury the guy he’d just demanded be executed.
So his body probably got eaten by them dogs.
I thought I was supposed to read this in Mulder’s voice…
Through God, all things are possible, so jot that down…
Wasn’t a cross either but an X


