TBF the real pussy here is the megalomaniac who decided that his ugly mug needs to be everywhere, even before he dies. Not the staff - they’re just being anal bureaucrats as is tradition in such jobs.
I’d just take a knife to it and claim it got damaged, assuming all the info is still good of course. If they try to get me a new one I’ll do it yet again.
Listen, if he didn’t want the most universally beloved branch of the government to hate him he should’ve noticed that they’re all environmentalists and that it’s the gayest branch of the government before establishing his policies that piss both groups off
God what a bunch of sensitive pussies
TBF the real pussy here is the megalomaniac who decided that his ugly mug needs to be everywhere, even before he dies. Not the staff - they’re just being anal bureaucrats as is tradition in such jobs.
The '26 pass (yes it's that ugly)
The '25 pass
You just know that at some point Trump asked “Does that other guy have to be on there too?”
I think we’re still in the “compare myself with great leaders” phase - but moving real fast toward the “a Trump portrait in every public space” phase.
Then I’ll enter my ‘carry lots of black paint and a means to propel it’ phase.
Absolutely pathetic.
Oh my dog, thats worse than I thought by a lot
Such a welcoming picture for…checks notes…a pass to our parks.
What if people start giving him a little Hitler 'stache? Will the quivering little bitch issue a decree about that, too?
🤮
I’d just take a knife to it and claim it got damaged, assuming all the info is still good of course. If they try to get me a new one I’ll do it yet again.
Coworker of mine just bought one. The ranger handed it to them face down on the desk. Lol.
Listen, if he didn’t want the most universally beloved branch of the government to hate him he should’ve noticed that they’re all environmentalists and that it’s the gayest branch of the government before establishing his policies that piss both groups off
The most openly gay. I’d argue that the house and senate are probably filled with closeted gays at a similar rate. Hard to know for sure.
Actually likely no. Being LGBT is a potential cause to decline a security clearance.
Grindr servers always seem to crash during Republican gatherings. 🤔
Just put the Epstein files all over your vehicle and they won’t even see you go into the park.
I’d still buy* one of these to cover it up.
https://www.denverpost.com/2025/12/19/national-parks-pass-stickers-cover-trumps-face/