Fuck you.

You nasty asshole.

Not only did you leave the stall looking like your ass is a fine mesh strainer and you fire out all sides simultaneously. Not only was the only thing you did not cover in shit the inside of the fucking bowl. Not only did you fail to even fucking flush, but my guy, you didn’t even fucking WIPE.

The stall looks like Jackson Pollock’s fecalpheliac nephew got a little too high on ketamine and decided to have explosive diarrhea at work.

You fucking asshole you didn’t even tell anyone that you left the stall like the inside of a diaper. Bro our cleaning lady puts up with enough and you’re going to just casually go back to work? Fuck you you asshole.