Fuck you.
You nasty asshole.
Not only did you leave the stall looking like your ass is a fine mesh strainer and you fire out all sides simultaneously. Not only was the only thing you did not cover in shit the inside of the fucking bowl. Not only did you fail to even fucking flush, but my guy, you didn’t even fucking WIPE.
The stall looks like Jackson Pollock’s fecalpheliac nephew got a little too high on ketamine and decided to have explosive diarrhea at work.
You fucking asshole you didn’t even tell anyone that you left the stall like the inside of a diaper. Bro our cleaning lady puts up with enough and you’re going to just casually go back to work? Fuck you you asshole.
Not only was the only thing you did not cover in shit the inside of the fucking bowl. Not only did you fail to even fucking flush
If only the inside of the bowl was clean, that would indicate they did flush!
Otherwise this would actual be kind of impressive.
What if the person before the pooper flushed, and then the pooper got 0% in the bowl.
I’d wager this will not be seen by him.
Maybe it was written by him!!! Plot twist!!!
Risk of infection in that office is skyrocketing. As few as 10 Norovirus virions are needed to infect a person.
I was told once that very obese people sometimes have trouble wiping thoroughly without getting it on their hands. If this happens to a person who also doesn’t care about the next visitor, they might just wipe their hand on the wall out of convenience and/or frustration. This explains the shit you sometimes find smeared on the walls in public stalls.
i bring a glove thank you.
I’m thinking you meant “wiping thoroughly” and not “widening thoroughly”, but I’m not sure.
Oh shit! Autocorrect
It’s funny that it still kind of made sense
