Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours agoWhoever invented the 12-hour clock never doubted that people will always know if it's day or nightmessage-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down12
arrow-up1100arrow-down1message-squareWhoever invented the 12-hour clock never doubted that people will always know if it's day or nightStefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·7 hours agoI present to you, illuminated clocks! crowd gasps MY UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING the crowd starts screaming and lighting things on fire
minus-squareTuuktuuk@piefed.europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours ago…and then they noticed: “Damn, we could have lit everything on fire and seen our clocks in the night time millenia ago!”
minus-squareGathorall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoYour sundial still isn’t showing time.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoIt’s showing a time
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoThe lights go out, and I can’t be saved Tides that I tried to swim against
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·7 hours agoHow are the illuminated clocks able to comprehend your presentation?
I present to you, illuminated clocks!
crowd gasps MY UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING the crowd starts screaming and lighting things on fire
…and then they noticed: “Damn, we could have lit everything on fire and seen our clocks in the night time millenia ago!”
Galaxy brain time
Your sundial still isn’t showing time.
It’s showing a time
Clocks, not sundials
The lights go out, and I can’t be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
How are the illuminated clocks able to comprehend your presentation?
Magic ✨