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    Do they have a fetish for having their food spit in? Because I can’t think of any reason to go to a Mexican joint while employed with ICE and not expecting that.

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      yea, KAROLINE leavitt recently was seen eating at one. and ICE agents have fetish for asian wives, specifically filipina wives. probably because caucasian food isnt really food, or culturally based, its just stolen form others.

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    Every single one of them will masturbate to their persecution complex before they go to bed every night this week.

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    Doesn’t stop them from trying to escalate soon. St. Paul’s getting hit hard, same with Minneapolis. But even the suburbs. I’m glad they walked out empty handed though. Resist.

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    If I found out an acquaintance is or was an agent with ICE, I would never be friendly to them again.

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    That’s that Minnesota Nice we’re always talking about. Videos like this make me proud to be Minnesotan.

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    We all need to start collectively working on our insult game.

    Yelling “fuck you” and “go home” over and over again is something these people can train themselves to ignore. People need to start roasting them like insult comics.

    And remember to address key sore spots: domestic abuse, fragile masculinity and daddy issues.

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      “This one’s still mad his sister refused to give him a handjob in 7th grade.”

      “Nice mask, it really highlights your wife beater eyes.”

      “This is what I was talking about, little Billy. C’s get degrees, D’s get you gestures whatever these manlets are.”

      “So this is what insecurity looks like.”

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      Yeah. What seems to.pretty consistently make them run for the hills isn’t insults, but laughter. When people are yelling in fear and anger, fascists feel powerful. But when people laugh, they feel weak and vulnerable.

      It also makes it a lot harder for them to justify violence. You say they need to be hanged and they’ll claim you were threatening them and kill you. But it’s harder to make that argument when there’s video of a crowd laughing at mockery.

      Why do you think Trump hates comedians so much?

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    May every single ICE agent be ostracized this much for the rest of their sad, insecure lives

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          That gives me an idea…

          You take their ashes, seal it in something, and then install it it public toilets.

          Then people can be pissing on it all the time without having to go to a cemetery and risk some public urination thing.

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            Me and my “battle buddy” have a thing where we piss on our sergeants grave when she dies. Not all veterans are evil.

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    I am amazed that any ICE agent ever buys restaurant food. The amount of trust they’re putting into that chef is reckless.

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    I just imagine it like an old western where they walk into the restaurant and everyone stops talking at the same time, slowly turns and stares, and the man on the piano closes up the piano and skeedaddles…

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      To be in ICE and think Mexican is the move for lunch and in full it kit at that… That is a special kind of special.

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          It’s that whole attitude of pulling the ladder up behind you. “I got mine” mentality. Just because you somehow scratched a bit of priviledge gives you no right to condemn those who have none. Yes, I’m cis male white as rice, and I believe no one has a right to have wealth, connections, race, gender, sexuality, etc. to give them benefit over anyone else. If we really believed that hard work gets someone anywhere, we’d start with the same budgets in schooling, healthcare, etc.

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    Fucking amateur hour dude… these are supposed to be UNITED STATES FEDERAL AGENTS. I can’t believe the eponymous Gravy Seals are now a standard for federal employment.

    Are we great again yet?

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      Have you seen how little vetting goes into ICE recruiting? One VERY anti-trump reporter got accepted into ICE by basically showing up. Didn’t even submit “required” documents and had a background full of anti trump posts. It’s a shit show. These guys are buying their gear at gun shows because they’re so uncoordinated. That’s why they don’t have a real uniform or coordinating outfits.

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        An AI routine also accidentally assumed thousands of applicants were ex-police, so skipped tbeir use of force and firearms training modules.

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      ICE has thrown out their sit-up requirement because they can’t find recruits who can do sit-ups.

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      I think ice are sincerely the more stupid chunk of the population. They literally don’t think good.

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        I’m pretty sure we’re not seeing any white supremacist hate groups in these cities because they all just joined ICE.

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    I suddenly love Minnesotans. I’m not bringing past racist accusations into this, and holy cow are they doing a number on ice? Represent. You all are an inspiration.

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      Minnesotans are badass. Check history. They’re notable for not giving back the 28th Virginia battle flag from the civil war. Virginia has repeatedly asked for it back and Minnesota has had a stance of “fuck you, it ours.” For more than a century. There’s a reason the Minnesota NFL team is named the Vikings. They’ve been settled by the Norse. They’re the nicest people on earth until you fuck with them. And once they win, that’s it.

      If you suddenly respect Minnesota, it’s because you didn’t know that you should’ve always respected Minnesota. Same goes for the Canadians. Those respectful, calm motherfuckers are the reason half of the Geneva convention war crimes exist. They’ll invent new ones, and make the rest of the world go “Jesus Christ, that’s fucked up!”

      Edit: but generally, they’re the nicest people on earth. Went to a Broncos/Vikings game in Minnesota, and they lost. They were the nicest people on earth, both before and after the game. I really can’t say enough about them as a people being good and friendly. It was a shocking experience compared to Kansas City or Oakland. Honestly the raiders fans have been much better in Vegas where most of the “fans” are travelers.

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      Do not fuck with people that live in the coldest possible places on earth.

      You would have thought Nazis learned to avoid it back then as well.