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Dialog more inspired by GLaDOS than direct quotes.
Re-uploaded for better text placement.
The passive aggression is a bug, I’m sure LaForge will patch that. Put in a work order. 🫥
Channeled a little bit of Lucille Bluth with that one
Unintentional, but that gives me an idea for a new meme.
Troi is an ok character, but when she’s badly written she comes across as a professional woman. (as in, her job is to be a woman).
She senses emotions, she eats chocolate.
What if instead she senses chocolate and eats emotion?
🤔
Still better than a working girl
Do you think she recognizes her mom’s voice when she talks to the computer?
Lwaxana didn’t when she asked it for directions.
Among other reasons I wish Majel Barrett was still with us, there was totally a missed opportunity to have fun with that on Lower Decks like they did with Nick Locarno.
Few people recognize their own voice.
Lwaxana: “Oh come now, that’s sounds nothing like me!”
Hahahah, dammit, I actually laughed out loud.
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So I was going over some Computer dialog and reading it back in my head as GladOS.
It makes the Enterprise-D feel like a giant huamn experiment.
Redirecting power from life support to forward phasers.
aka, death support.






