So, if you really are there illegally, would it be better to claim you’re a police office and have a fake badge, and see if that’s enough to get them to walk away?
You’d be gambling that it was a random stop and not a properly targetted one, which seems like the odds are in your favor?
You’d be impersonating a cop, which itself is a crime, but if they’re going to throw you out of the country anyway how much worse is that? Would they really imprison you vs throw you out if thats as far as you went?
I don’t know how it works these days, but historically you would be charged with a crime, sentenced to prison time, and ICE would be contacted to deport you after you served said time.
That’s when shit actually made sense, however, who the fuck knows now.
So, if you really are there illegally, would it be better to claim you’re a police office and have a fake badge, and see if that’s enough to get them to walk away?
You’d be gambling that it was a random stop and not a properly targetted one, which seems like the odds are in your favor?
You’d be impersonating a cop, which itself is a crime, but if they’re going to throw you out of the country anyway how much worse is that? Would they really imprison you vs throw you out if thats as far as you went?
I don’t know how it works these days, but historically you would be charged with a crime, sentenced to prison time, and ICE would be contacted to deport you after you served said time.
That’s when shit actually made sense, however, who the fuck knows now.
We uh… might have an answer to this one today lol.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/22/ice-jewelry-heist-suspect-self-deport
Ah gotcha.
Also fair about how shit doesn’t make sense now, and if they’d even follow that lol.
Shhh