because eating men’s meat is gay, and so on
I’m never showering with you.
Risky click of the day. Was totally worth it though.
how do you even get ideas like this
Sounds perfect for a pie shop.
Menu:
- Priest
- Greengrocer
- General (served with and without his privates)
- Piccolo player
- Locksmith
Coming soon:
- Beadle
- Judge
brb got a business idea, but first I gotta call one of those lab-grown meat businesses
Now you’re giving me an idea to tweak dude bros by pointing out how they’re eagerly shoving male beef down their throats
I mean women’s meat would probably just be better. There’s a reason we don’t eat bulls or roosters generally. But yeah there’s probably a lot of people who would prefer it for stupid reasons.
Nah. The worst idea is identifying another ethnicity as making better tasting meat and saying that it isn’t an issue to eat people outside your kin or kith.
Then you subjugate the population as breeding stock to create food for your society because the superior humanity shouldn’t concern itself with the treatment of lesser peoples. After all, if they didn’t deserve to be eaten, then why do they taste so good?
I would only eat humans that had a net worth of 100 million and up.
I honestly don’t get what the big deal with cannibalism is. Like I found it appaling few years back, some vegan pointed out that if we eat animals, why not humans, and I actually gave it thought and…
No, really, why not? So many people die every day. So much meat goes to waste. So many organs which could aave so many lives. Wtf.
Well I think one part is the likelihood of making super diseases but there probably a big psychological aspect too. Plus once you plug in a profit motive your just setting yourself up for some dark shit
We can fight off sickness, select meat etc. but I have no bloody idea how to pretend Torment Nexus led by profit motive…well, that answers my question I guess
Prion dieseases.
I worked in record stores in the olden days, and got casually familiar with several regulars. One day, a regular customer was buying an album, and I mentioned that some artist had just dropped a new album, if he was interested.
He got very serious, and said “That album is by a man. Do you think I’m gay?”
I was instantly confused, and just asked " What?"
He was getting angry now, and repeated “Do you think I’m gay? Only a gay guy would but an album by a man!”
I had never encountered this attitude before, and I have never encountered it since, but here it was - if a man bought an album by another man, he is gay. I had never noticed that every artist this guy bought was female.
I tried explaining that your musical choices do not reflect your sexuality, but he just yelled at me, called me the F-word a bunch of times, and left, and never returned
I had never cared to think about it before, but after that experience, I came to the conclusion that he was DEFINITELY gay.
When I was a very young kid, I used to think it was weird if boys liked songs by women. Now I don’t give a shit, but it was something I used to think.
When I was a young kid, I liked songs by women because they were in my range. I’d go back to being 14 for one reason only. When my voice changed, I had a 10-11 month period that I could sing Soprano 1 to Bass 1. Couldn’t do Bass 2 at that point. Then my voice cracked and I could barely sing for a few months. These days I have trouble getting up to an Irish Tenor.
Now this is a shower thought.
A suspicious one imo
Hello there, human meat butcher, fetch me a flank of a former league of legends player that died after a diet of nothing but energy drinks and chicken tendies. Nono, this one isn’t pale enough. I want only your finest. Bring me muscles that have never been used.
Butcher: “Excellent choice! Now, in case this is your first time using salted meat, I should stress that it must be desalted by leaving it in some water for a few hours, changing the water frequently. After that, it is perfect for roasting!”
Will Mountain Dew DOTA2 veal be ok?
I said League, and it has to be one that unlocked all the skins.
Veal is redundant. DOTA 2 means they haven’t seen the sun.
can confirm, i have no idea what outside looks like.
Enh, it’s like Skyrim, the graphics are pretty good but the gameplay is meh
“one cock sausage coming right up”
Well, someone was hungry in the shower!
There’d also be people who refuse to eat human meat and everyone else would make fun of them.
