Kid Rock shows off his entire library alongside RFK Jr.
I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said “we’ll just chip away at it”.
I’m guessing this meeting went along those lines.
That’s Kid Rock now? What the fuck he turned into Jeff Foxworthy.
This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.
I’m calling in a welfare check on everyone who works for The Onion.
Sugar-free Jagerbombs
Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.
Quality time with underage ladies?
children
I’ve heard that Kid Rock’s habits are “mandatory”.
(If you get that, I’m very sorry.)
sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.
How do so many rock stars look like they would fit outside an Alabama 7-eleven?
Justin Beiber, for instance. He looks like he got this suit at Goodwill
I didn’t know Beiber was so tiny that he could get photographed next to a GPU like this.
so absurd lmao
Thx for the laugh 😄
What exactly is wrong with this suit, besides the fact that anyone is expected to wear one, ever?
Justin Beiber
Bei- sounds very different from Bie- but somehow this seems to be a typical struggle with German names in North America.
I wish he was called Biber. That would mean beaver.
his goddamn TV too high havin’ ass
You don’t know how high his couch is. That shit has its own ladder.
The real healthy habit is always in the comments.
Fake plants too.
RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person’s skin out of those clothes before he put them on.
Kid rock looks like – well let’s be real, that’s the first book he’s ever held.
Crystal meth causes a spike in heart rate, similar to doing cardio. He’s basically ready to do wind sprints at any time.
So I should tell my fitness watch I’m doing cardio before I light up? Move those heartbeats from ‘stress’ to ‘healthy.’
Looks like it’s an old pedophilic rock next to some melted cheese.
Drinking menstrual blood from underage girls.
