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Edit: Full disclosure, I fucking love puns/dad jokes. You’ve seen my work.
Picard to Riker: “Make a bow.”
A broken bow?
How much wrapping paper would that take?
If Q shrinks the ship, barely any at all.:-)
“One Star Trek Hallmark ornament coming right up…”
It will look lovely next to Voyager.
Depends. Do you wrap everything individually (nacelles, struts, engineering and the saucer,) so you can still see that it looks like a naked duck,
Or do you wrap everything like a hitbox in a b-tier video game?