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minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·1 year agoThen how does the string section feed? Or is this the technique for all members of the orchestra? Communal trombones for all.
minus-squareProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up73·1 year agoThe string section are scavengers, they’ll wait for a poorly aimed honkwitch to land amongst them, then descend as a pack. The spoils are divided up hierarchically, first violin always eats first.
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 year agoIt’s why strings are typically smaller people than the horn section too. Place a tuba player next to a violinist and the tuba player is always bigger.
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 year agoYou use a mandolin to slice cheese and meats.
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minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoThe string section is responsible for slicing the sandwiches into finger-sized snacks so that the floutists and other woodwinds may also join in the honkwich fun. Simply slide the honkwich between the fingerboard and the strings and then press down.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoThe real reason people learn to play slap bass…
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoCheese. …you know which kind.
Then how does the string section feed? Or is this the technique for all members of the orchestra? Communal trombones for all.
The string section are scavengers, they’ll wait for a poorly aimed honkwitch to land amongst them, then descend as a pack.
The spoils are divided up hierarchically, first violin always eats first.
It’s why strings are typically smaller people than the horn section too. Place a tuba player next to a violinist and the tuba player is always bigger.
Evolution at its finest
You use a mandolin to slice cheese and meats.
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The string section is responsible for slicing the sandwiches into finger-sized snacks so that the floutists and other woodwinds may also join in the honkwich fun. Simply slide the honkwich between the fingerboard and the strings and then press down.
The real reason people learn to play slap bass…
Cheese.
…you know which kind.