I don’t speak any German and can read that cover easily sometimes I forget it’s our sister language but damn.

Yeah this is legit a thing cheaters do apparently. I just don’t want patients finding my favorite cafe in my likes ok 😭 honestly sometimes my husband pisses me tf off but at least I’m not rummaging in the mystery grab bag anymore.

Me: wrong kinda nurse buddy. Wait which kind of emergency? Oh ok maybe I am the right kind of nurse for that…

It’s the backend stuff I wanna figure out so it can convert plain language requests and notes into personal assistant tasks while being flavorfully bitchy about all of it. Apparently RAG and agent tools have something to do with it.

OK but you basically just did the mood axis what do the THC, opiate, dissociative anesthetic, and hallucinogenic users have?

Well obvs RWS. Thoth would not translate nearly as well into rage comics. The history of the rider Waite deck also meshes so uniquely into novelty images mass produced by the major communication media of their era. I feel like I gotta go bold on the imagery though she didn’t make those coins and cups comically large for the depth and subtlety of the message.

They told us that for nursing school then it was all middle school level ratio and proportion (admittedly with multiple ratio steps like when you’ve ratioed the right volume of the dose but then you need to convert that to the gtt of your drip kit). The only real equations needed were three (maybe I’m forgetting one) that you could just memorize for the week then forget again until next semester. Two were °F to °C / °C to °F with one inverted ratio +/- the constant. The other one was BSA with two variables but you don’t have to solve for one or the other they’re both just measurements you get from the patient and plug in.

…but then you realize that the only acceptable score on that test is a 100% (some programs will drop you if you get anything less than a 100% on the drug dose test after two tries) and that what nursing school is actually looking for is both accuracy and precision. You’re doing a relatively basic but fundamentally logical, and more importantly highly repetitive puzzle 25 times in a row in an hour and if you make even one error you fail. I had to create a whole specific mental technique to beat my ADHD into submission enough to 100% that test (honestly half of what nursing school taught me was ultimately ADHD / attention management techniques, which it turns out is actually also most of being a nurse). Like the EMR does basically all of the math these days but being aware of where my attention is and why and how to nudge it where it needs to be has been suuuper useful.

Edit: BMI! That was the equation I was forgetting about. Weirdly it’s mostly useful in population health but also if you’re under a certain BMI on admission the EMR starts suggesting a diet consult every time I open that chart until I either document a reason to permanently override it or just put in the consult so that the dietician can immediately decide whether or not to start loading them full of protein shakes. Really important for the seniors if they go into the hospital with 0 chub they’re probably not coming back out alive.

Yeah I was gonna say, you gotta have a lower minority category tally count than the victim, which is (usually) a lot less difficult for a white man.

ooooooh updoot button yeah. Or I could leave hearts as hearts for like buttons.

Husband says: “truck nuts on a minivan full of kids”

I’ve had patients compliment my soda pour at snack time and ask if I’ve bartended and like bruh chill I’m just tipping the cup to keep your fizz. Like I said I can 80-90% most anything but that’s what makes watching the 100%-ers so fucking cool.

You’re so fucked when he retires.

My husband’s immediate response: “what about all the men who have licked the salt lamp before me?”

Clothing is a good bet. Someone who’s more up to date on fashion trends may have better advice but button-ups are usually like $5-10 at thrift shops. Any color of plaid with the sleeves rolled up and the top 2 buttons undone is casual enough for most situations.

And if you can grow a beard but it’s slightly patchy, see a barber or cosmetologist that does brow and hair fill-ins with henna. It’ll be a little pricey the first time but ask and pay attention to how they apply it based on your needs then just buy the henna yourself. It’s temporary, won’t hurt your skin, and will get you through the next few years until you can grow a fuller one. It also helps to have it uniformly trimmed and ‘edged up.’ You’d think cutting it would make it look patchier but the trimming will prevent long wispy hairs accentuating the shortness of the patches and having it edged up will give better contrast against your skin.

Oh the white peach is genuinely habit forming. One day I opened the fridge to find out hubs had picked me up one on the way home and genuinely felt myself salivate.

Yeah but that’s mostly everybody these days.

Hint: it’s mostly toxic masculinity about a man letting (possibly another man) touch his balls or butt. Also your man boobs can get cancer whether you’ve got em or not (technically all of you got em whether obesity has offered them some extra adipose or not, hence the cells available to possibly cause cancer).

…as what…?

but what if I’m a prodigy, like when the main character in the isekai is better at the universe’s magic than people who have been studying and living with it for years?

i just wanna know if I could aim it better