On somethingawful you could pay to have other accounts suspended, we need this.

I bought the DVD on eBay.

If marijuana or masturbation aren’t cutting it, rewatch some familiar TV - TNG, X-Files, Batman TAS. The familiarity usually puts me out, sometimes I’ll watch six episodes and get an hour sleep.

Heaps. I was a doorman and bouncer, plenty of guys tried to apologise for their shit behaviour, fuck your apology, behave yourself better in the first place.

Vegan dating is hard hey.

sup bby?

I’m proud to have used a wheel so long I wore through the breaking surface.

I was a nightclub doorman until 7am through winter. I swear some nights I checked the time at 0332 and when I checked it again it was still 0332.

If I’m not buying meat, I can afford the berries.

It sounds like you’re a vegan…

I stopped craving junk food and lost the pudge I’d been carrying most of my life.

Shit’s okay in Australia too, we got problems but not openly toxic meat problems.

No rabies in Australia.

What a kind approach.

There’s a Buddhist insult “May they be enlightened before me.”

Everything about those guys says “watch your drinks ladies”.

Just the two of us.