Santlantis

That’s nice grandpa, but it’s time for your nap before you rage tweet all night.

It ain’t honest work, but it’s much.

Our Onion is the OC for all my satirical news articles. Little things like that are the seeds of a community.

The Hexagon is where the real plans are made.

Tell them it’s horrible and they should stay in Florida.

I sadly laid off last December, when he was elected the writing was on the wall.

Look we have enough participation trophies, we don’t want to bog down the ceremonies with another 400 awards. Also some of these people will be limping, possibly in wheelchairs. And god forbid we have a shooting at the event and we didn’t bring enough medals.

I kinda feel like this is sarcasm but I’m not even sure any more. How did we get here?

Sir, where is the meth.

She probably has a great serpentine, too.

“This bathwater is dirty, why do you insist to keep bringing up babies!”

A bit of a dry spell, huh?

I’ve started making claim email chains with the state ombudsman cc’d in the first email. Saves so much time.

That’s correct. Everyone here making six figures will have some form of asset they could cash in if the chips came down. I sometimes feel underwater, but if I made painful cuts, I could survive. Real Americans are living day to day knowing if things get bad, they might have to sell more blood.

Every drop of water makes the river, don’t forget you’re a part of the world, and you’re important, even if it doesn’t always feel that way.

Identifying agents and their families is the silver bullet, which is why it’s seen as such an offense to the government. Currently, agents are able to threaten people and their families without similar threat, and they’re confident in their numbers in a fight. If they faced the same fears they impose, they would chill out very quickly.

Janet, I think someone set your language to angelic, fix that please.

This is a charged issue, people aren’t downvoting you so much as expressing anger at what’s happening. Good use of nottheonion.

When I click on your name, I see you are here to argue.

I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.