Curry spice would be a phenomenal spice girl

She gets away not talking to trump, mostly because she’s dead.

I can’t tell if you’re serious…

So, all you have to do to be an adult is get a retail job? Nice.

Not really worse than standing on the train for hours. But, standing on a train doesn’t make the ride cheaper. So, in some ways better than standing on the train

*Sad Aldi Süd noises*

Is that Jaiden animations dressed as Luigi at bojacks house?

(Yes I know this is KB, not Jaiden but it looks so similar)

If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.

But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet

So, if I switch my sim card to a totally different phone, which phone do I give up?

Caffeine in my ass

Hold on to that feeling

Pressure to do the human thing is way harder to apply to the people making the decisions are far away and when they can hide behind faceless corporations answering to faceless investors that are also far away.

It can be done, and it has been done, but it’s not really a practical long term solutions to a systematic problem.

So, nobody bids, bank still has land they can’t use and no money, auctioneer gets shot in his sleep.

I am cold resistant in general and I never had a brain freeze headache. Can load up my whole mouth with crushed ice or popsicles and let it all melt, never had one.

Hopefully that means he won’t be on the big fat quiz anymore. Always hated him but seemed to be a fan favorite

You don’t get to be the richest man in world by giving people money if you don’t absolutely have to…

Java is an island

So you can lift a dead moose with 60 000 ballons?

Also woman with glasses in the background directly right from eu guy is weird. Her glasses are weird, and her face is melting into white guys shirt